Crossbow mains be like: “Congrats, you’ve unlocked Self-Stun Flask”

Three leagues in, almost a year since release, and even after 0.3.0c hotfix 1, Crossbow ammo still jams.
Your character can move, but every skill is greyed out for 2–3 seconds. Full mag, no reason, just jam.

Meanwhile, bows are living in a different universe. Hawkeye cosplay simulator, infinite arrows, no ammo worries. Crossbow? It’s like we’re beta testing an 18th-century musket with permanent “reload fail if sneezed on.”

And here’s the real kicker: every time fubgun says something is off, the devs hotfix it overnight. Map layouts? Fixed. His Deadeye tree? Buffed instantly. Dude sneezes? Probably nerf chaos DoTs the next day.
But Crossbow ammo bug? Still stuck somewhere between a Jira ticket and someone’s skull at GGG HQ.

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a hidden Keystone just for us:

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Fubgun’s Mercy – “You deal 0 damage while paying for his arrows.”

GGG, if you’re gonna bend over backwards for the guy who doesn’t even use crossbows, at least let the rest of us play without our weapon jamming like it’s held together by duct tape.