1 free beta key to give!

I have one free key to give out to whoever could post a joke that will make me laugh the hardest within 24 hrs. It is 2:40 a.m. PST right now Sunday 12/16/12. By 2:40 a.m. PST on 12/17/12 the deadline ends and I will be reading it sometime around noon that day. Whichever makes me laugh the hardest gets the key:) Good luck everyone!

I wish get key therefore I will show pictures series:

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"


It's in German... Don't translate it as it is lethal in English :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM

what time is it? its adventure time and some time for the new balloon music!
check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2r8dfu8i_E

Let's try..



A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Keeeeeey!!!